How did I come up with this random advice?
All of this advice is from first hand experience. If not mine...one of my friends.

*ark* Here is some advice for all of you!
1. Hi! Think happy thoughts!
2. Smile
3. Don't worry
4. Be happy now (do do do do do do do do do do do do)
5. Do your homework!
6. Don't be a butt.
7. Don't be afraid to be yourself.
8. Ask more questions
9. Get more sleep or just sleep for once!
10. Eat!! But not too much!!
11. Be so nice it scares you, but not too nice!!
12. 1 hour of your day should be devoted to:
a) starring off into space
b) wandering aimlessly
c) singing random songs
13. Look up what your name means
14. Drink 7 glasses of water a day
15. Learn how to polka dance
16. Draw a picture of yourself with your eyes closed
17. Call an old friend
18. Take yoga classes
19. Climb Mt. Everest (just kidding)!
20. Get a pet Water Buffalo or Kangaroo
21. Say Thank you and Please
22. Buy a Giga pet
23. Go up to someone and tell them how nice they are.
24. Go bungee jumping.
25. figure out this really easy algebra problem:6x + 24x + 12x
26. Go live in the wilderness for a week, without anything but a knife, blanket and yourself (you don't have to be fully clothed).
27. Don't forget the answer to all your questions is 42 or 6 times 9.
28. Chase a squirrel. he he he
29. Be afraid be very afraid! he he he
30. Rip up a Beauty magazine, because they only make you feel ugly!
31. Have a conversation with your pet fish, Fluffy.
32. Make a photo album of really stupid, random and just plain scary pictures.
33. Buy yourself roses just to feel special.
34. Learn how to talk to your pets, all 100 of them.
35. Make up a language for yourself and use it when you want to be heard but not get into trouble.
36. Dig a bomb shelter in you back yard.
37. Laugh
38. Run through any water sprinkler you find, even if its not yours.
39. Nickname yourself.
40. Ban cliques at your school.
41. Don't drink any caffeine for a week.
42. Talk to yourself when ever you can.
43. Speak your mind when it comes to racism, sexism, homophobia or anything that makes you tic.
44. Give up those really bad habits such as, being bitchy, being slutty, smoking, drinking or constantly swearing.
45. Use Shakespeare whenever you can46. Find out your blood type
47. Ignore everyone for a day.
48. Look people in the eye when you talk to them.
49. Take a CPR class.
50. laugh at yourself
51. Learn how to speak in sign language.
52. Go feed your fish, Fluffy
53. Don't care if you're apathetic
54. Find time to spend with a friend.
55. Laugh when ever you can.
56. Be a couch potato!
57. Live la vida loca!
58. give away old clothes to the Good Will.
59. Never underestimate the power of a group of dumb people
60. Try to convince your mother or father that in fact, you Really Are an alien from outer space.
62. When taking an algebra test, remember that 1x +1x = 2x!
63. When driving through a gate, always check to see if it is open.
64. Don't light fireworks in your basement.
65. Don't drink gape juice with a white t-shirt on.
66. If you are not living, you are dead(This may not apply to you)
67. Don't try to pierce your belly button or any part of you body in the dark.
68. Cats and fish don't mix
69. Don't try to impress your girlfriend by sticking your whole fist in your mouth at one time.
70. Sometimes if you try hard enough you can be two people while doing to things and being at two different places at the same time.
71. If your stressed out and need a vacation, don't go to New York!!! D-U-H ...duh
72. The #3 does not come after #4.
73. On line relationships don't usually work out (the guys are usually hairy stalkers).
74. Don't super glue any part of you body to anything.
75. Never trust your teddy bear with your deepest secrets.
76. Your brothers and sisters will always be a pain in the butt even though you love them.
77. Parents will always worry about you when you go out with that guy who has a Mohawk and wears lots of chains.
78. Always write down your dreams
79. Never do something again if you got in trouble that first time.
80. Sometimes your parents actually know what is going on in your life.
81. Trying to dress, eat, finish your homework and talking on the phone usually doesn't work.
52. Kittens will always be cute.
83. Don't trust you siblings with you diary.
84. Don't stick marbles up your nose, it's not a good thing.
85. If you have a question, ask.
86. Telling a woman, "That dress makes you look fat" will get you hurt, literally.
87. If every muscle in your body hurts and you can't get out of bed, it usually means you might be just a LITTLE sick, or you got beat up last night.
88. Don't stand in back of a mad horse.
89. Never trust a vampire if they tell you they're your friend...it's not worth it.
90. Buy your pet fish, fluffy, a Xmas gift.
91. Give someone a hug
92. Monkeys will always be curious
93. Never eat yellow snow
94. Don't think its impossible to be able to run into a parked car, it has been done.
95. Always remember to see a doctor if you think you have elephantitus.
96. Wear sunscreen.
97. Don't play hockey without a stick.
98. If you can't remember how to got tied up, you need a social life.
99. Never stick your finger in an electric socket
100. If all that's left to eat is twinkies, nuclear war happened last night.
101. NEVER underestimate the power of duct tape.
102. Stop sending those really annoying chain letters.
103. Bark at anyone who comes your way.
104. Anyone who has a problem with you barking at people, are just plain weird.
105. If you are a girl, try using the MENS bathroom when there is a big line in the WOMENS.
106. If you ever find a monkey that answers to the name, Dunkin, call 1-800-FREE-MONKEY.
107. Always remember to pet your pet fish, fluffy!
108. When asked if you want some weed, just say POOF!!!!!
109. Never microwave Twinkes or Hamsters.
110. Never trust little fury animals who say they are your friends.v111. Always remember to look both ways before crossing.
112. Don't believe everything you read.
113. Always question everything.
114. Christina is not a Genie!!!!
115. If someone offers you mint, take it... you probably need it.
116. If you have the opportunity to go to some far off country, take it.
117. That guy that you call your boyfriend online is really a 50 year old pervert.
118. Never put yourself down.
119. Don't let things go to your head.
120. Always believe in love at first site.
121. Never trust a senior on your first day of high school.
122. Always read your horoscope.
123. At least once a day, laugh so hard that it hurts.
124. Tell yourself that you are a dork because you know you are.
125. Give your mom a hug.
126. Never forget your birth date, it comes in handy when filling out forms.
127. Spiders are icky.
128. Leave your computer for once, it won't blow up if you leave it...really.
129. Spend some quality time with your pet fish, fluffy...I think he has some things to say.
130. When in doubt, forget about it.
131. If you know the answer to a question, don't ask it.
132. Don't be a butt-hole.
133. Eat something good for you...you know, something that looks eatable.
134. Write a letter to yourself.
135. Check your e-mail today.
136. Believe it or not, your dog is not your best friend.
137. If someone tells you that you are weird, tell them thank you!
138. Life sucks sometimes, have a m&m.
139. Don't count on life to go the way you planned it to be, cause it will never turn out that way.
140. Money does not bring you happiness, your friends do.
141. Buy your pet fish, fluffy, a new friend.
142. Wear more pink.
143. Donêt trust goats.
144. Donêt trust anyone with a hammer.
145. Itês not a good thing if your stuffed animals start talking to you.
146. You are in trouble if your computer starts calling you or answering your phone calls.
147. You need a life if you go to your pet fish, fluffy, for advice.
148. Speak in rhyming cuplets
149. Always turn to bribery when you really want something.
150. Bark at people, It gives you freedom.
151. When stalking someone remember to feed their dog pudding and goldfish crackers.
152. Do the chicken dance!
153. Eating 400 mints at the same time is not a good idea.
154. Donêt eat fuzzy green cheese.
155. Donêt playfully say that something is gay and also say that you have nothing against homosexuality.
156. Donêt say that life sucks...do something about it.
157. Never feed your animals chocolate.
158. Donêt ever starve yourself to lose weight.
159. Donêt feed your pet fish, fluffy, 10 times a day.
160. Make sure you Smile when someone says something evil to you.
161. Cigarettes Kill!!
162. Do not trust someone with a lighter who is going –Eeee....FIRE FIRE! FIRE!!�
163. Buy that self help book. After all, your a great person, youêre special and doggone it, people like you!
164. Do not drink anything with a skull on it.
165. Do not drink anything that smells funny.
166. Do not except rides from men who way more than two hundred pounds and drive pick up trucks.
167. Cell phones really ARE useful sometimes.
168. Have respect for your elders.
169. Make sure you know your urges and then follow them.
170. Make sure to wipe.
171. Know the rules then break them.
172. If you ever find yourself standing on a toilet know that you are high on pot.
173. Who cares if you are schizophrenic, we are your friends!v174. If anyone tells you you are retarded ask them, ?What's your excuse?
175. Don't look constantly into the past, remember that what you do now matters in your future.
176. Don't try to be anyone but yourself, your cuter than they are.
177. If you can't do anything the right way? just be inventive
178. Don't trust a vampire with a knife and a fork in his hand.
179. Always remember that laughing is good for you.
180. Why say no when you can say,yes!Yes!YES!(hahaha).
181. Don't go into a store that says adult books....These kind of books aren't the kind that make you smarter.
182. Fire is fun and hot, but remember that you are too.
183. When you find yourself upset just smile and say, –Who Cares?? Baby, its all good!!!�
184. The sexiest thing is to be yourself(unless your name is Bill Clinton).
185. Stereotypes are a way of categorizing differences, People should ignore these, they make you feel bad about who you are.
186. Before you are truthful to everyone, make sure you are truthful to yourself.
187. When you are really mad, take it out on a pillow, but not anything that is living.
188. Clean out your pet fish Fluffyês bowl, he will thank you for it.
189. Always remember, drugs are not needed to get high, just being yourself with your friends is good enough.
190. Donêt take everything so seriously all the time, relax for once, take a break.
191. Always carry around a pocket knife, you never know when you will need it.
192. Donêt judge people by the first impression.
193. take a moment in your day and think about what it would be like if you were a rock in the middle of the desert....scary!!!
194. Always remember that things are not impossible, people make them impossible by not trying hard enough.
195. Do what ever makes you feel good about yourself, even if it is dancing around your house in your underwear.
196. Never trust strangers who say they will give you candy if you get in the car with them.
197. Always remember to go shopping for yourself, not for others.
198. Remember that smoking does not make you look glamorous.
199. Never trust your deepest secrets with some one who told you someone elseês deepest secrets.
200. Never over use the word –FRIEND� because not all of them are really your friends.
201. If you ever get pulled over by a police officer donêt ever ask him if he is going to check the trunk.
202. You should get help if you are dreaming that M&Mês are trying to eat you because you are a sheep who is afraid of clowns.
203. You are not a vampire if you tell yourself in the mirror that you are going to eat someone tonight.
204. Always remember to use your watch if you have one.
205. Donêt deny doing things that you werenêt even accused of doing yet.
206. Always remember that second hand smoke kills.
207. Never write a 7 page long list of random things when you could be frolicking down the street.
208. Pokemon are not real.... just keep telling yourself that.
209. Never punish someone for hitting by hitting them.
210. I think your pet rock needs some attention.
211. Always remember the the # for 911 is 911.
212. Compliment three people everyday. It will make you feel good about yourself.
213. Find out what the colors of the rainbow mean.
214. When eating M&Mês make sure you eat them before they eat you.
215. make sure that you have some sort of morals and then follow them.
216. If you are confused, try to not unconfuse yourself, it just makes matters worse.
217. Always remember that the pinkness will rule the world one day, maybe not today or tomorrow the day after that or the day after that, but one day.
218. If it is before 10:00 in the morning and you have had 3 cups of coffee already, I think you need to cut back on the caffeine a little.
219. When you are in a situation where you have to choose between two people, donêt choose either they are not your friends if they are making you choose.
220. Donêt trust little fury cartoon characters who say they would really like to have you for lunch.
221. Always remember that talking is good for you.
222. Donêt be afraid of the invisible –it� that follows you around all day.
223. If you are really bored, write a poem about how bored you are.
224. Screaming randomly keeps you awake and those around you.
225. Donêt be afraid to express yourself.
226. Donêt stick books down your pants.
227. Donêt listen to the Pikacho, it doesnêt know either.
228. Remember that for the most part giving is better than receiving.
229. If you are bored, sing a song to yourself that you just made up.
230. Always be nice to the people that you donêt want to piss off.
231. Never try to threaten someone with a spoon.
232. Always wear a helmet if you decide to ride down a hill that is at a 90 degree angle.
233. Pom poms are cool.
234. Always remember that no means NO!!!!
235. Be proud of who you are.
236. Donêt be ashamed if you are gay or bi.
237. If you are a girl, you should own at least one tie (not one you stoll from your boyfriend), just because you can!
238. Remember that it is always better to give than recieve (but always accept the gifts)
239. Talk to the invisible –it�that follows you around all day.
240. Alwasy believe in miracles.
241. Alwasy believe in angels, you never know when you will need them.
242. Take as many pictures as you can in life, so that your children or family have something to hold on to when you die or you have something to hold on to when they die.
243. Donêt trust talking cats.
244. You know you like *NSYNC, so give in and buy there CD.
245. Never wallow in self pitty.
246. Sticky notes are cool.
247. Everyone should hail Frank T. Dugford! Hail Frank T. Dugford!!!!!
248. You can read all the self help books in the world but it is up to you to change your life.
249. Does anyone see the irony in payong a shipping charge for something free? Maybe its just me
250. Always remember that it is ok to stare at a lava lamp for long periods of time and never experience a moment of boredom.
251. Before you can say iportant things about yourself, remember to always say them to yourself.
252. Write more poetry, it makes you feel better.
253. Friends donêt let friends be sad.
254. Donêt ever let money go to your head
255. Donêt ever let fame go to your head.
256. Always remember that someoneês love can heal your heart.
257. Never be afraid to be yourself.
258. Always remember that everyone is put here for some reason, so don't think that it won't matter if you leave, we will notice!v259. There is no such thing as sleeping in too late.
260. No one is perfect.
261. Nickname all of your friends.
262. Trust is something that is earned, not bought.
263. If you have something that you think is perfect, hold on to it and never let go.
264. No one is born stupid.
265. Always admit that you are wrong, if you really are.
266. Always read the directions.
267. If you want kids, always remember that they don't come with directions.
268. Don't trust a goat with a hammer.
Never eat anything that is in Mr.Glasses refrigorator.
269. Alwasy wear cloths in public
270. If you can't remember your name, know that you are extrememly stoned.
271. Don't get into chocolate or pudding fights with Dionne or Ica.
272. Don't go into public bathrooms with Ica unless you want to get wet.
273. Don't eat discount chocolate.
274. Don't jump off your roof unless you have proper padding on the ground.
275. Even if you have proper padding, you shouldn't do it anyway if your friends would find it amusing to play a joke on you.
276. Don't admit to anything...it wasn't you, it wasn't you, it wasn't you, it wasn't you.
278. Don't listen to rap.
279. Listen to the voices in your head. Unless they are mean to you, then don't listen to them.
Don't drink the yellow milk in Mr. Glass's fridge.
Don't buy a Nokia.

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